By penguindude82 - 06/05/2012 07:38 - United States - Dallas

Today, I had a huge yard sale. Since I live in a good neighborhood, I decided to leave the stuff out tonight rather than pack it all in for only a few hours. The news didn't say anything about the impending severe thunderstorm. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 709
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Same thing different taste

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So lemme get this straight. The storm stole your stuff? Is that what happened? Goddamn weather. Edit: I have no idea what the **** I'm saying.

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Have fun drying off your collection of Treasure Trolls and that cookbook your dog chewed on!

So you wanted to get rid of stuff and a thunderstorm helped you.

perdix 29

The storm was called in by your Neighborhood Association just to let you know that they don't tolerate hillybilly activities like yard sales. Don't organize a hoe-down -- you'll cause a hurricane!

lol since when are yard sales hillbilly things? i see them in good neighborhoods all the time.

perdix 29

When I lived in Texas, lots of the "good neighborhoods" outlawed yard/garage sales. Supposedly, criminals use them as an excuse to be in the neighborhood for burglaries then or for casing it for later. Neighborhood Associations are scary entities.

Mother Nature- trolling since the dawn of time.

night_saint 5

Maybe you missed the weather portion of the news

God damnit Storm, just because you couldn't afford the Halle Berry poster. Sorry OP.

kayla_ann0o 9

The weather is like women. Hard to predict and understand

ceegee415 5