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Today, my little sister came to me crying about how everyone calls her a bad driver. I gave her a pep talk, an encouraging hug, and told her not to listen to negativity. Five minutes later she wrecked my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16140) - you deserved it (5469)

On 05/05/2012 at 2:24am - misc - by 464424 - United States (Ohio)

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giving her a driving lesson probably would have been a better choice

#1 - On 05/05/2012 at 6:23am by jerseyboy732

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You learned a very valuable lesson: NEVER try to convince bad drivers that they are anything but. It gives them false security and makes them drive even worse, thinking they aren't as bad as they are. Your sister is proof of that.

But I swear if I see one "women drivers" comment, I will blow a gasket.

#19 - On 05/05/2012 at 7:48am by DocBastard

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