Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7000) - you deserved it (30976)
On 05/01/2012 at 10:27pm - misc - by BoomHeadshot (woman) - Australia
lowlife123's life also sucksToday, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
anon also deserved itToday, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Wow... I guess Windex really does do wonders!
#5 - On 05/02/2012 at 2:18am by linkinpark98
See in context
+51 | 23
#1 - On 05/02/2012 at 2:17am by a1f0sff
+43 | 22
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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