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Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML
Hey! I love doing that too! Me and your neighbours should have a party! At their place of course, wouldn't want to bother my neighbours.
You should get them back. Set off the fire alarm at three AM.
By setting their door on fire.
Welcome to the neighbourhood!
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 November 2015