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Today, I was in the car with my daughter, when I narrowly missed hitting a car after running a stop sign. After she screamed at me and demanded to know what I was doing, I had to admit that I'd been daydreaming about David Bowie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5331) - you deserved it (27862)

On 04/16/2012 at 3:35pm - misc - by DJ Clitter (man) - United States

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Not only did you almost endanger your daughter, you almost endangered other drivers. People like you don't deserve to have your license.

#5 - On 04/16/2012 at 8:50pm by BigBoyBounce

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F your daughters life …

#3 - On 04/16/2012 at 8:49pm by ForeverYoung1D

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