Today, while walking to work, I swore I saw one of my old friends from college standing in the park across the street. I started shouting her name and waving my hands like a maniac to get her attention. It was a statue. FML

by Becca / 04/10/2012 at 11:49pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

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  • It was your friend pretending to be a statue because they were embarrassed by your behavior.

    #1 - On 04/11/2012 at 2:55am by LaColombianita

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  • I hope you didn't do anything other than wave your hands, or you could be charged with statue-tory rape.

    Oh man..

    #5 - On 04/11/2012 at 2:59am by ninjadinos

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