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Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23871) - you deserved it (1949)

On 04/05/2012 at 12:18pm - misc - by I hate nasty people - United States (Indiana)

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Sorry, OP. That stinks.

#1 - On 04/05/2012 at 4:19pm by Matty1188

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Tell her she needs to shower more. Otherwise you're going to start spilling buckets of water and soap on her every morning.

#3 - On 04/05/2012 at 4:21pm by Palirose

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