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Today, I woke up to shuffling noises coming from downstairs. Suspecting the worst, I jumped out of bed, and whispered over my shoulder for my girlfriend to stay quiet. Only after going downstairs and taking a swing in the dark with my bat did I figure out it was just my girlfriend foraging for snacks. FML
I hope you hit a homer, because you're not getting past first base again for a while.
So her snack was peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat?
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