Today, while playing badminton, I was so distracted by my ex winking at me that I didn't notice the shuttle cock that hit me in the eye. FML
I agree, your life sucks (8188) - you deserved it (18414)
On 03/30/2012 at 10:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a…
brooke also deserved itToday, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car…
Nothing like a good cock to the eye, ouch!
#3 - On 03/30/2012 at 12:43pm by guitarbeast
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+155 | 22
Commence "cock" jokes
#8 - On 03/30/2012 at 12:50pm by WCARlover
+57 | 26
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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