Miscellaneous: Today, while playing badminton, I was so distracted by my ex...

By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 14:35 - United Kingdom

Today, while playing badminton, I was so distracted by my ex winking at me that I didn't notice the shuttlecock that hit me in the eye. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 16:00 - United States

Today, I was pitching at a fastpitch softball game. The other team chanted about the ball being too high and almost hitting the batter in the eye. After throwing the next pitch, the ball was savagely returned by the batter, straight into my eyes. FML

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You deserved it 2 782

By notonthepavement - 15/02/2016 11:04 - United States - Desoto

Today, as I went to kiss my date goodbye and drive home, he mistakenly rammed his thumb across my eye hard enough to push my contact back into my eye socket. FML

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You deserved it 1 664

By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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You deserved it 56 157

By hopeless - 27/06/2011 14:09 - Canada

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 54 144

ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML

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You deserved it 31 372

By Anon - 09/01/2013 19:27 - United States - Southbury

Today, I was laughing at a girl who really sucks at badminton. Turns out she has anger issues, and a really good aim when she's mad. I've never been hit so hard in the crotch before. FML

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You deserved it 64 250

Game, set, and match

By Ouch - 19/07/2015 14:36 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML

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You deserved it 2 136

By JimiHendrix - 01/03/2013 01:55 - France - Luynes

Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML

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You deserved it 7 354

By haileyjunkin - 22/11/2011 17:53

Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

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You deserved it 3 304

Too stupid

By Anonymous - 15/02/2020 01:00

Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML

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You deserved it 2 262

guitarbeast 22

Friday 30 March 2012 18:43

Nothing like a good **** to the eye, ouch!

WCARlover 34

Friday 30 March 2012 18:50

Commence "****" jokes

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bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 1 April 2012 1:43

Ex win Her/his new bf was on the other team wasn't he?

aisthecoolest 8

Sunday 1 April 2012 2:20

I NEW BADMINTONWAS EXTREME! Surprisingly no-one believes me.....

bruinsuT 4

Sunday 1 April 2012 6:15

Haha you got **** smacked

coffee_man900 16

Sunday 1 April 2012 8:26

A girl. :)

jerjy1 5

Sunday 1 April 2012 12:28

105- that's called a hijab, that's what Muslim girls are supposed to wear.

Skyrim123 3

Monday 2 April 2012 3:45

Rocket penis

shananiganizer 0

Monday 2 April 2012 7:33

Looks like you got shuttle ****-blocked

fuzion50 6

Monday 2 April 2012 14:56

Oh, so it's THAT kind of badminton.

YummiGummi 0

Tuesday 3 April 2012 23:40

That actually happened to me yesterday too :(

ajh557 22

Monday 28 October 2013 5:00

That's probably not the only **** that hit ops face that dat

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Today, the guy I’ve been trying to get over for the last month finally messaged me like I’ve been hoping for, only to cry that his new girlfriend cheated on him and to ask if I think he should forgive her, because he, "appreciates my honesty." FML

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Today, one of my roommates blew a fuse by running a personal heater on full overnight. I notified our landlady that I had to get a new fuse; she came over to pay me for it. Only as I heard landlady's horn did I see another roommate's girlfriend's car; she stayed overnight and isn't allowed to. Both roomies got evicted and blamed me. FML

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Today, my girlfriend of 3 years said she was leaving me because recently I wasn't making much money, and was playing too many video games. I recently got a raise at my job of 5 years. The job? Testing video games. FML

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You deserved it 3 951

Today, I found out my dad bought an iPhone. I've spent the better part of the last six months teaching him how to check his email and online newspapers. FML

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You deserved it 3 626

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, and she asked me if I ever get made fun of in the locker room for my small penis. FML

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Today, while driving home, I was so lonely I turned on my GPS, even though I knew the way, so it would feel like I had someone to talk to. It made me feel better. FML

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You deserved it 6 809

Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML

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Today, I have a Bachelors of Science at a top university and got denied by Chipotle for a part-time job. FML

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Same thing different taste

ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

Game, set, and match

Too stupid

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