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Today, I saw my 22-year-old boyfriend blow his nose into his hand, then wipe his snot on our couch. There was a box of tissues directly in front of him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22600) - you deserved it (3044)

On 03/30/2012 at 1:37am - misc - by rozziepop - United States (California)

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But... Tissues are for something else..

#3 - On 03/30/2012 at 10:12am by bengermin

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Well I know where he's sleeping tonight. You know what they say. You make your bed, you have to lie in it.

#6 - On 03/30/2012 at 10:16am by Baustigt

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