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Today, I moved out of my apartment by the highway and airport, and into a new place below people who blast loud music, stomp their feet, and slam doors throughout the night. I haven't had a decent night's sleep in over a year. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14739) - you deserved it (1566)

On 03/11/2012 at 10:13pm - misc - by SakuraFubuki92 - United States (Florida)

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You can complain to like the residence office. Sorry I'm not sure what it's called exactly, but they'll give them a warning. We had people EXACTLY like that at my dads old apartment and they gave them a warning and once they got too many complaints, they were kicked out.

#4 - On 03/12/2012 at 12:32am by R3TROxLOV3

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Move again?

#1 - On 03/12/2012 at 12:31am by nava1210

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