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Today, I had to patiently listen as a customer nattered on and on about how incompetent I was for not stocking the movie she was looking for. It took nearly 20 minutes to get her to calm down long enough for me to explain that there is no such movie as "Hobbits With Shotguns". FML

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On 03/09/2012 at 5:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Ah, yes, the adaptation of Tolkien's long-lost tale of hobbits, hunting, and many, many explosions. It's one of my favourites. The hobbit with the eyepatch is the best hobbit.

#1 - On 03/09/2012 at 8:22pm by rattusrattus

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Someone, please make that a movie

#13 - On 03/09/2012 at 8:28pm by Glitterhinoceros

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