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Today, I took my girlfriend out to a nice restaurant for our anniversary. Mid-way through the meal, a guy at the table across left for the restroom. My girlfriend reached over and swiped the guy's wallet from the table. My gonads went AWOL, and I couldn't even bring myself to call her out on it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7713) - you deserved it (22861)

On 03/05/2012 at 5:55pm - misc - by mark (man) - United Kingdom (London)

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I feel extremely sad for the robbed man :(

#2 - On 03/05/2012 at 8:11pm by taerts

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Dafuq

#3 - On 03/05/2012 at 8:11pm by bosskidz20

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