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Today, I learned that it doesn't matter how good you've screwed a satellite dish onto the side of your house, it won't stop the wind the ripping it off and taking half the wall with it. FML


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On 02/23/2012 at 2:03am - misc - by Blueshock08 - United States (Florida)

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Yeah I don't think the satellite dish is the worst of your problems right now

#6 - On 02/23/2012 at 5:58am by g_ayvel

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Even the wind was like "I've warned you countless times to get cable but you just didn't listen. Oh it's on now" haha.

#8 - On 02/23/2012 at 6:03am by Buttsexpirate

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