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Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21781) - you deserved it (4959)

On 02/14/2012 at 7:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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The itsy bisty lady walked into the spider's web. Panic panic panic, now the lady's dead.

#4 - On 02/14/2012 at 9:59am by markrs

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Don't worry if that's the case spiderman should be near

#2 - On 02/14/2012 at 9:58am by CTRL_ALT_DEFEAT

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