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Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

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I bet your ticket price went up after that!

#1 - On 02/13/2012 at 12:58pm by griffins33

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should have "reflexively" kept your mouth shut.

#8 - On 02/13/2012 at 1:03pm by Xx_Nikky_xX

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