Miscellaneous: Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming...

Hmmm let's see whats worse here...The idiot who says something stupid without thinking, or the psychotic people who think this is deserving of being physically assaulted.

Papaw_fml 3

Tuesday 14 February 2012 2:24

Funny as hell but did you learn anything from that?

cheer4everever 0

Tuesday 14 February 2012 2:41

Tell him u weren't lying!!!

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