Today, I was taking a dump in a public toilet, when a guy in the next stall started drunkenly rapping. He kept trying to get me to rap along with him, eventually bashing the wall and threatening to bust my face in if I didn't. I soon found out I can rap to Slob On My Knob pretty well. FML

by rapper in training / 02/10/2012 at 8:02pm / United States / Miscellaneous

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  • I never imagined "emergency rapping" would be a skill one would need to keep safe in life.... I stand corrected.

    #1 - On 02/10/2012 at 11:13pm by Ithildyn

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  • Still better then Kesha

    #2 - On 02/10/2012 at 11:14pm by ironwords

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