Today I accidentally droppd a sculpture at college and it broke !! Some weirdo wearing a pink cape and a fake moustache bitchd me out and told me to be such an attention-seeking drama queen !! FML
I agree, your life sucks (25399) - you deserved it (3145)
On 02/08/2012 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, I was attacked by a bird at 3 in the morning. The bird was being attacked by an…
Courtney also deserved itToday, I tried to inconspicuously hock a loogie. It went down my bra. FML
Respect the fucking cape!
#1 - On 02/08/2012 at 4:31pm by Meowingtons500
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+247 | 18
Oh, the irony.
#3 - On 02/08/2012 at 4:32pm by ceilingfans
+95 | 1
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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