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Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29249) - you deserved it (1867)

On 01/28/2012 at 7:46pm - misc - by Come on - United States

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