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Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML
My response would be to type in another message "now youre dying" and cut off her oxygen supply
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016