Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, we received our honeymoon itinerary. Our travel agent booked our flight to Punta Cana correctly. Too bad she booked us a hotel in Orlando, Florida. FML

#18851649
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20692) - you deserved it (1550)

On 01/19/2012 at 6:44am - misc - by handymandy - United States

toothpaste's life also sucks
Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and…

iliterallypoopedmyself also deserved it
Today, I anxiously waited 8 hours for an important phone call. The phone rang while I was…

Top comments

What does it really matter as long as you have each other, a bottle of lube, anal beads, a whip and peanut-butter. Get your priorities straight.

#8 - On 01/19/2012 at 10:03am by every1luvsboners

See in context

+39 | 9

Ooh. That's really unlucky. Try getting your money back.

#1 - On 01/19/2012 at 9:55am by VorpikeII

See in context

+32 | 12

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Max Grünfeld's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Worst Sisters Ever
  • Growing up with a sister can be a good thing. If you're a guy, it can teach you about girls and how to interact with them so you won't grow up to be a sexist idiot who's afraid of women and who can only…

Monday 17 June 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by