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Today, we received our honeymoon itinerary. Our travel agent booked our flight to Punta Cana correctly. Too bad she booked us a hotel in Orlando, Florida. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28775) - you deserved it (2425)

On 01/19/2012 at 6:44am - misc - by handymandy - United States

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What does it really matter as long as you have each other, a bottle of lube, anal beads, a whip and peanut-butter. Get your priorities straight.

#8 - On 01/19/2012 at 10:03am by every1luvsboners

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Ooh. That's really unlucky. Try getting your money back.

#1 - On 01/19/2012 at 9:55am by VorpikeII

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