You can always count on parents to be blunt.

A minute? That means he was tolerating the smell for that long. He's so polite

If OP's name is any indicator, I'd suggest eating less potatoes. Or perhaps shower after harvesting in the farm!

Better him telling you then someone else!

if you are a man he should know what a man smells like. if you are woman, time to bring the pain

You heard the man, take a shower. Not that hard :P

58, why would a father dance with his son? Unless it was perhaps a 2 father family.

"I'd rather smell bad than like dad..." [:Problem?:]

Neither do 'eye' ='( *OP's name* If you eat them, you'll understand.

Eye-See what you did there DrMime Respect.

Aw, I don't get it, & google won't tell me ):

Oh wait, nevermind.. Typed too soon -.-

Your picture works pretty well with your comment and the FML.

Deodorant doesn’t always work...

Literally.

True. However it's much better to find out from a family member when you're home than to go out in public with all that stank!

Even worse is being told you have morning breath.

Rather it a stranger?

Sucks to hear it from anyone..

Yup honesty is the best policy

I agree with honesty, it's always nice to know what someone really thinks, as long as they are sensitive about it and not doing it with malicious intent. I'd rather know I smell bad so I can fix it than not knowing and make everybody have to smell me, then possibly talk about me behind my back...

P-P-P-P-P-P-POWER!

So does Tu Yung, my female masseuse!

Does she give you happy ending?

Nah, she's Tu Yung for that...

Gotta admit, DrMime, that made me giggle.