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Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML


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On 05/12/2009 at 7:11pm - misc - by getyourownbike (woman) - United States

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If you didn't have a decent lock why did you ride your bike and leave it where it could get stolen?

#2 - On 05/13/2009 at 6:34am by samuke

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If you didn't already have a lock for your bike, you shouldn't have taken it to the store.

Leaving your bike unlocked outside unattended is just asking for it to be stolen.

#3 - On 05/13/2009 at 6:35am by trongtn

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