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Today, after 3 hours in a cramped car with my family, we stopped at a gas station. I got out of the car and the first words out of my mouth were, "It feels so good to be able to walk!" That's when I noticed the elderly man sitting in a wheelchair only a few meters away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34515) - you deserved it (10583)

On 01/08/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by VerbalDiarrhea (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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Look right at him and say, "You oughta try it, you lazy, old fart!"

In a situation like that, apologizing just makes things worse, so you might as well go the way down the Asshole Road. It's a one-way street.

#5 - On 01/08/2012 at 10:40am by perdix

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If I was the guy in the wheelchair, I would have run your ass over.

#3 - On 01/08/2012 at 10:38am by aceman1992

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