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Today, after 3 hours in a cramped car with my family, we stopped at a gas station. I got out of the car and the first words out of my mouth were, "It feels so good to be able to walk!" That's when I noticed the elderly man sitting in a wheelchair only a few meters away. FML
Look right at him and say, "You oughta try it, you lazy, old fart!"
In a situation like that, apologizing just makes things worse, so you might as well go the way down the Asshole Road. It's a one-way street.
If I was the guy in the wheelchair, I would have run your ass over.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014