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By VerbalDiarrhea - / Sunday 8 January 2012 07:34 / United States
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By  perdix  |  29

Look right at him and say, "You oughta try it, you lazy, old fart!" In a situation like that, apologizing just makes things worse, so you might as well go the way down the Asshole Road. It's a one-way street.

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  Izzi_Swim  |  0

That's terrible YDI though

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  Horcruxer  |  0

*rollin, hatin.

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  Feklfekl2222  |  32

It's not that bad, my gran is in a wheelchair bit she can still walk with difficulty. Anyway the old man is a bit stupid if he thinks it's directed towards him.

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  aceman1992  |  9

Or by taking an arrow to the knee.

By  perdix  |  29

Look right at him and say, "You oughta try it, you lazy, old fart!" In a situation like that, apologizing just makes things worse, so you might as well go the way down the Asshole Road. It's a one-way street.

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  perdix  |  29

#100. You're funny. perdix is not the real me. The real me is like Clark Kent. perdix is my comic-book character endowed with powers of super-dickishness.

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  perdix  |  29

3 hours in real time isn't very long, I agree, but being in a car with your family has a stress multiplier that can easily be around 10. It can be like an interrogation room with added fart odor.

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  DKjazz  |  20

Our family drove from Athens, Greece to Las Vegas, Nevada, and it took a year and a half! You know how many gas stations are on the Pacific Ocean?

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  perdix  |  29

#86, you could have saved a lot of time by crossing the Atlantic instead. There are lots of gas stations there, but be careful, most of the mermaids "working" around them have genital barnacles.

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Or sitting in a plane in economy for more than 8 hours with family is torture...especially when all three of your other siblings throw up during the flight. Also, I went on a flight that was 17 hours long. Goodness, it was nice to at least be on the ground again after that time...only two hours later to be on a plane again for another 8 hours, haha.

By  foxmatrix15  |  8

How dare u make fun of people who can't walk. Cry. Cry like u never cried before. And look at ur legs and take a saw and swing it back and forth til u get to the bone. J/k. He prob found it funny poor guy

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