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Today, I received numerous text messages from my parents asking where I was and how worried they are. I was in my room, they didn't even notice me walk in. FML


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On 01/08/2012 at 2:24am - misc - by musicislife1337 - Canada (Alberta)

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They were worried about your silent, ninja walking. How are they going to enjoy having hot, noisy sex when the kid could suddenly glide in on them unnoticed?

They need to put a bell around your neck.

#6 - On 01/08/2012 at 10:43am by perdix

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Should have messed with them and asked for a ride home...then gave them detailed directions to your room.

#11 - On 01/08/2012 at 10:47am by TraceCase_

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