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They were worried about your silent, ninja walking. How are they going to enjoy having hot, noisy sex when the kid could suddenly glide in on them unnoticed?
They need to put a bell around your neck.
Should have messed with them and asked for a ride home...then gave them detailed directions to your room.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 October 2014