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Today, I was boarding a plane and an elderly woman asked if I could put her carry on into the overhead bin. Eager to help, I energetically lifted her bag up, and smacked her in the face with it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27846) - you deserved it (5591)

On 01/06/2012 at 12:47am - misc - by plantfood - United States

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Smooth.. Real smooth.

#1 - On 01/06/2012 at 5:53am by FunkyAndFresh

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Shit happens, you had good intentions. I hope the old woman is ok though.

#4 - On 01/06/2012 at 5:57am by elephantom12

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