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Today, I told my mom I was going to a New Year's party. She told me to be back by midnight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34594) - you deserved it (2906)

On 01/01/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by tooearly (man) - United States (New Mexico)

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Just say she didn't specify a time zone. Hawaii has midnight too

#7 - On 01/01/2012 at 1:05pm by kjcamaro3

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And not a minute later.

#5 - On 01/01/2012 at 1:04pm by chels1994

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