Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML

by Anonymous / 01/01/2012 at 2:34am / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous

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  • Isaac was probably waiting for you in the basement.

    You should have graciously accepted your host's offer of a roofie-laced drink and slam it down like a champ. Then, accompany him to the basement to see Isaac.

    #2 - On 01/01/2012 at 10:31am by perdix

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  • Do you like fish sticks?

    #1 - On 01/01/2012 at 10:31am by dsbs

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