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Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of no where and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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On 03/02/2009 at 4:03pm - misc - by Stairway2Heaven - Canada (British Columbia)

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oh come on... its just birth control.

#3 - On 03/02/2009 at 6:47pm by Betty7

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Ugh I hate parents like that.

Would they rather you're on birth control or you tell them you're pregnant.

#6 - On 03/02/2009 at 6:48pm by LittleMissMack

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