Intimacy and Miscellaneous: Judgmental much!?

Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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You deserved it 19 443

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By But you drink alcohol though - 19/04/2023 03:00

Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML

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You deserved it 689

By cazorp - 05/01/2012 11:43 - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

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You deserved it 2 463

By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML

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You deserved it 334

Good job parenting

By yova - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 489

You deserved it 1 940

By Theo - 18/12/2009 06:52 - United States

Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML

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You deserved it 2 230

Thanks for sharing

By why ma? - 21/04/2022 15:01 - United States

Today, my mom went through my drawers and found some antibiotics from Planned Parenthood. She immediately flew into a rage and told my whole family, my aunts, and her church that I was a “loose woman with a horrible disease.” The antibiotics were to treat bacterial vaginosis, not an STD at all. FML

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You deserved it 120

By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 841

You deserved it 379

By liquorless - 05/11/2012 14:02 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML

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You deserved it 1 934

By dry spell - 02/07/2013 16:17 - United States - Belfair

Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML

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You deserved it 4 793

By condiments - 22/02/2010 21:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML

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You deserved it 3 061

LittleMissMack 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:48

Ugh I hate parents like that. Would they rather you're on birth control or you tell them you're pregnant.

Betty7 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:47

oh come on... its just birth control.

Comments

liluu_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 5:00

At least you're being safe by using BC! Your mother is nuts.

wafflemonger 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 5:02

Unless you're getting paid for sex, you're not a ***** and your mom's just an idiot. And if you are getting paid, save every penny to get the hell out of that house.

Paulspacefdot 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 5:19

#42 nailed it. Technically, she'd be a **** if she's unpaid. ****** (despite other problems) are compensated for the use of their orifices. That being resolved; Your mom's kind of a bitch...

dammn 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 5:39

what the **** , #6 agreed !

marris 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 5:45

Most people don't want to broadcast to the world, even just their famililes, that they are infertile

freddie_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 6:11

Ask her if she'd rather be called "Grandma."

FoundManyLemons 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 6:28

#10: Birth Control != Safe Sex. Try condoms. OP: Sorry....

naiveprophet 15

Tuesday 3 March 2009 7:11

wow, bad parenting methods. degrading your child? not cool. Okay, if your mom has a problem with you having sex, that IS an issue but at least you're not going to wind up pregnant. I recommend a sit down with mom. you shouldn't let her treat you like that, for one, and she should realize the good choice you've made.

TT01Fanatic 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 10:09

Well, at least that was for something remotely serious. My dad kicked me out of my house for a few days for failing a 3 point quiz. I had to find a friend to sleep over at his house.

Vincere_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:23

Great mom you've got there...damn. I'd much rather know my kids' doing it safe than to diminsh them about it. Oh well, some people just weren't meant to be parents...