Judgmental much!?
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60, take a breath. Not everything has to be about sexism. And speaking of sexism, calling all men ****** is a GIANT cognitive leap. Maybe next time, you should make sure you're without sin before you go casting stones. And your tone is awfully condescending for someone who can't spell "You're a douche." That being said, 58, totally unnecessary. Whether the OP sleeps around or not, her mother shouldn't have called her a *****. Name-calling, deserved or otherwise, is always bad parenting.
OP -- I give you an A for using birth control.... and an F for keeping the bottles... Unless they are from last night its pretty easy to find a place to put your empties --> any garbage can outside of your home. Total amateur move.
what a great, mature way to start a conversation. that mother is an inspiration ...
#55 relax. A few empty bottles doesn't make the OP an alcoholic. She is probably a teenager and teens experiment. OP, haha that is actually pretty funny. Well at least it makes for a good story. My mom used to ask me daily when I was 15-17 "Are you pregnant yet?" Moms are funny.
atleast you are using protection. that's pretty mean of your mom.
Agreed with #70. Also, your mother needs to get out of the 19th century; there's more than just the CATHOLIC-APPROVED rhythm method now, ffs
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Ugh I hate parents like that. Would they rather you're on birth control or you tell them you're pregnant.
oh come on... its just birth control.