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Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk for a while. As I did, half of a yellow meal worm fell out and landed in front of me, the other half was in my mouth. It was wiggling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54333) - you deserved it (27558)

On 05/11/2009 at 3:45pm - misc - by Wormy - United States (Ohio)

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What sucks more is the feeling and memory you get when you see another Reese's.

#6 - On 05/11/2009 at 7:48pm by Eternity

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sitting on your desk for awhile? How long a while is this? If it's like a day, FYL. If it'd been sitting out for like a month, then YDI for eating something that's been sitting out for that long.

#4 - On 05/11/2009 at 7:47pm by mcsnelly

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