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Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk for a while. As I did, half of a yellow meal worm fell out and landed in front of me, the other half was in my mouth. It was wiggling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46907) - you deserved it (20425)

On 05/11/2009 at 3:45pm - misc - by Wormy - United States (Ohio)

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