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Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34101) - you deserved it (5107)

On 12/06/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by brando2k5 - United States (Texas)

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The Mayans were right!

#3 - On 12/06/2011 at 5:44am by StoryOfTheYear

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Dude, you are in for a horrible time! Those 2 are going to be a mess of man hating hormones before long. I wish you luck and congrats on your new baby :)

#2 - On 12/06/2011 at 5:40am by ilikeemsmall

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