By brando2k5 - 06/12/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
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ilikeemsmall 4

Dude, you are in for a horrible time! Those 2 are going to be a mess of man hating hormones before long. I wish you luck and congrats on your new baby :)

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onedayinamsterda 14

just for the record, Ur not the father of both babies, right? which would make this a bigger FML than it alr would be.

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xxxNataliexxx 0

Maybe he's responsible for both. or neither. who knows?

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tweetypie 18

This scenario has been said at least ten times already.

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Draxanoth 15

#1 Build a panic room. 2 Hide for 9 months like a boss. 3 ???? 4 Profit.

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emjayprice 0

I thought the end would have said something like, "and they're both mine." Glad you just have to put up with them and not father both.

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TipOfTheHat 10

Happy new year! Or should I simply say "year"?

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bretty_boieeeeyy 0

Hmmmm choice between your situation and the world ending in 2012 um I choose world ending good luck bro

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yeahbuddayy1114 1

I'm going to laugh when she has the baby and it's not even yours(; good luck OP.

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justanotherrando_fml 2

Are they both pregnant by you?

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randombeautiful 1

How exactly is August (their latest possible due date) 'late 2012'? I call bullshit.

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Steve95401 49

They probably are due in July, at the latest, and that's really not late in the year.

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Steve95401 49

December is definitely late in the year.

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anie01 5

Wait, wait, wait. "Late 2012"? Exactly how long do you think pregnancies last? I mean... you usually only find out you're pregnant when you miss your period, and by that time, you've been pregnant for about a month. So, with 8 months to go, the very latest they might be born is mid-July. How is that "late" in the year, by anyone's standards?

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