Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML

by D / 12/04/2011 at 2:46am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

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  • When the cops asked if you were a prostitute you should have said, " that depends, how much are you willing to pay?"

    #3 - On 12/04/2011 at 10:18am by SgtStud

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  • How were you dressed?

    #7 - On 12/04/2011 at 10:19am by LadiDi

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