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Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML
When the cops asked if you were a prostitute you should have said, " that depends, how much are you willing to pay?"
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 3 March 2015