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Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML

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On 12/04/2011 at 2:46am - misc - by D (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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When the cops asked if you were a prostitute you should have said, " that depends, how much are you willing to pay?"

#3 - On 12/04/2011 at 10:18am by SgtStud

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How were you dressed?

#7 - On 12/04/2011 at 10:19am by LadiDi

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