Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML
I agree, your life sucks (39244) - you deserved it (3242)
On 11/27/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)
smellyhouse's life also sucksToday, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to the gym every day. FML
Kevin also deserved itToday, I wrote a fake phone number on my neck to make it look like someone had hit on me.…
#1 - On 11/27/2011 at 1:07pm by rosie981
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If you only knew what I used to type this comment.
#8 - On 11/27/2011 at 1:09pm by Capt_Oblivious
+192 | 9
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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