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Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24483) - you deserved it (2075)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by religionbites621 - United States (Tennessee)

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