Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19293) - you deserved it (5150)
On 11/17/2011 at 7:50pm - misc - by alliez108 - United States
OUCH.'s life also sucksToday, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
that guy also deserved itToday, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML
You must train harder to snatch pebble from palm, grasshopper.
#4 - On 11/18/2011 at 3:19am by DanbotXIII
See in context
+128 | 6
Food chain in effect.
#2 - On 11/18/2011 at 3:18am by Freeze
+110 | 16
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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