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Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24797) - you deserved it (6916)

On 11/17/2011 at 7:50pm - misc - by alliez108 - United States

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You must train harder to snatch pebble from palm, grasshopper.

#4 - On 11/18/2011 at 3:19am by DanbotXIII

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Food chain in effect.

#2 - On 11/18/2011 at 3:18am by Freeze

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