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Today, I realized that in my relationship with my significant other, the roles are switched. We went out for a nice dinner, I paid, and when we got home he "had a headache" and asked for an aspirin so he could go to sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25067) - you deserved it (6162)

On 11/17/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Damnit (woman) - United States (California)

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Welcome to the 21st century where people are people and there are no "roles".

#6 - On 11/17/2011 at 4:45pm by DocBastard

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throw a box of tampons at him.

#8 - On 11/17/2011 at 4:47pm by flockz

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