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Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13673) - you deserved it (29123)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:17pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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They got what they wanted, no need for further gifts.

#1 - On 11/16/2011 at 3:06am by PSQ91

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Looks like there's a full moon out tonight.

#2 - On 11/16/2011 at 3:08am by s0m3guy2010

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