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Today, my mom called me crazy and told me she wanted to put me in a mental hospital. She did this after repeatedly hitting me with a shoe. Why? Because I forgot to put the cap back on the toothpaste. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28193) - you deserved it (2426)

On 11/15/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by whoopsboutthecap - United States

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It seems like *sunglasses* she wants to bust a cap.

#1 - On 11/15/2011 at 9:47am by AnonymousTroll

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How DARE you! You're SO insensitive to her priorities. The NERVE of kids these days...

#5 - On 11/15/2011 at 9:51am by dougelo7

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