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Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20792) - you deserved it (1333)
On 11/13/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
weswithaute's life also sucks
Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange".
"O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied.
Without missing a beat, she says...
Anonymous's life also sucks
Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside....
random person also deserved it
Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would...
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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