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Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22763) - you deserved it (1762)

On 11/13/2011 at 3:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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Daddy needs some therapy

#1 - On 11/13/2011 at 10:12am by Poetaster

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+126 | 3

Was he drunk?

#2 - On 11/13/2011 at 10:12am by FUUUandyourmom

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+101 | 15

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