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Today, my dad was putting seasoning salt into his mashed potatoes, when the lid came off and poured a ton of salt into the pot. My parents hate wasting food, so we still had to eat it. I think my taste buds are broken. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25297) - you deserved it (1761)

On 11/09/2011 at 12:32pm - misc - by deviable - Canada (Alberta)

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That's disgusting! I hate when that happens.

#1 - On 11/09/2011 at 4:12pm by gabrielbaby

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Only one way to tell. Eat some Brussel sprouts and if they're amazing your taste buds are broken.

#5 - On 11/09/2011 at 4:14pm by saIty

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