Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I turned in an overdue English assignment at college. My instructor accused me of plagiarism, writing that my sentence structure was "TO" good. Seriously? FML

#18119295
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26231) - you deserved it (2950)

On 10/31/2011 at 6:09am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Mister_Triangle's life also sucks
Today, I learned that all of the anonymous Valentine's gifts I received throughout high…

charlie3289 also deserved it
Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into…

Top comments

Wow at least your smart.

#1 - On 10/31/2011 at 10:12am by datoismyname

See in context

+105 | 18

I swear to Brian Boitano that if I see one more person say "omg you used the wrong 'to'", I will quietly fume and curse your name and stick pins in your voodoo doll's genitals.

#28 - On 10/31/2011 at 10:29am by DocBastard

See in context

+33 | 30

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML’s Roommates from hell
  • If we could, we’d probably all live on our own. Exotic dancers would do our cleaning and housework; bartenders would serve us glamorous cocktails with mini paper umbrellas in them every hour on the dot. We would…

Monday 20 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by