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Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16827) - you deserved it (45835) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/21/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Virginiedetibo - France

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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unless shes a zombie...

#1 - On 10/21/2011 at 11:39pm by thisisafunnyname

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Wow OP, you sure are brilliant at saving face...

#3 - On 10/21/2011 at 11:41pm by Doribella98

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