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Today, I was chaperoning at my local high school's Homecoming dance. Outside the gym, I saw some kids drinking, so I walked over to stop them. One of them promptly spun around and punched me in the mouth. I had my ass handed to by a drunk 9th grader. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24349) - you deserved it (5594)

On 10/20/2011 at 9:17pm - misc - by smeeagain - United States (Pennsylvania)

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His future doesn't seem very bright anyway.

#1 - On 10/21/2011 at 2:45am by Freeze

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Now look here you young wippersnaps. Alcohol is bad ok? So let me take these and...

SMACK!

#4 - On 10/21/2011 at 2:47am by ollie179

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