Today, I had a meeting with a potential roommate to rent a 2/2...

By AtheistLookingforRoomie - 12/01/2017 22:00

Today, I had a meeting with a potential roommate to rent a 2/2 space and it was going well. We laughed, joked, and seemed to get along and want the same things. At the end of the conversation, however, he said he needed to "pray" about his decision to room with an atheist. This probably won't work out. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Kitcat034 - 22/01/2018 15:00

Today, I told my roommate that I was an atheist and she laughed. I left and returned to find her and her prayer group praying for my soul. She told me to accept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior. I said no. Then she told me to find somewhere else to live. FML

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He's a very naughty boy

By Anonymous - 26/09/2019 14:01

Today, I found out that my roommate is starting a religion in which he doesn't believe in humanly things, such as paying rent. FML

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Debate bros

By bitchasshonky - 11/08/2010 04:09 - France

Today, I had a fancy dinner date with a really hot guy. Near the end of our meal, he asked if I wanted to go back to his place. As soon as we walked in the door, he started a religious debate with his roommate. It's been 45 minutes and it's still going. FML

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Odd behavior

By Anon - 05/01/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, after months of dating, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to take things to the next level. He told me that he couldn't have sex with me because of his religious beliefs. I would've been fine with this if it weren't for the fact that I know he and his family are all atheists. FML

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Squatters' rights

By Anonymous - 23/04/2024 16:00 - United States - Auburn

Today, I found out the person that I’ve been casually seeing has decided he wants to live with me. I found this out when I asked him to go home after two weeks sleeping over, and he told me he'd already moved out of his mom’s. I sublet a single bedroom and have barely enough room for myself. FML

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By NowHomeless - 31/08/2010 23:13 - United States

Today, my roommate woke me up during afternoon nap to tell me that I need to move out. His reason: "Our political differences will likely escalate to violence." FML

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Oh no…

By doubletrouble - 22/04/2011 14:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally found a roommate after hopelessly looking for months. I was really anxious to meet the guy because I would most likely be spending a good amount of time with him. Who did my boyfriend end up picking as his new roommate? My ex-boyfriend. FML

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Not helping

By StillUnemployed - 11/10/2021 20:00

Today, I received a call from a potential employer. I was excited, until my roommate starts loudly moaning sexually in the background. The interviewer got offended and hung up. My roommate did it because I "made her" pay my half of the rent this month. FYI, I’m unemployed. FML

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By keimA - 23/06/2019 12:30

Today, my new roommate, who seemed to get along with me just fine up until now, has requested to switch to a different room. Apparently, I was making racist comments in my sleep. FML

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Stranger danger

By Anonymous - 15/03/2016 03:42 - United States - Ocoee

Today, I was talking to people around school to make new friends. I met an amazing guy and we really hit it off. He was fantastic in every way, but decided to end our conversation with, "We shall meet in the afterlife!" I don't know if I should be scared or not. FML

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hunt3009 16

Thursday 12 January 2017 22:28

So what? Unless he tries to push his religion on you, then I don't see much of a problem with that.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 12 January 2017 22:12

And he'll probably pay rent with notes that say "In God We Trust." Pushy bastard!

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Jatok 17

Thursday 12 January 2017 22:09

That shouldn't effect your living situation that much (given he agrees to let you live there). Not like you need permission to eat or something.

TomNap 5

Thursday 12 January 2017 22:11

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 12 January 2017 22:12

And he'll probably pay rent with notes that say "In God We Trust." Pushy bastard!

themajesticfox 0

Sunday 15 January 2017 4:57

dude unless you haven't realised, Muslims aren't as bad as everyone thinks, they're actually just like you(except they know what manners are), and this is coming from someone who lives and works with them. Don't stereotype a culture you don't even know a lot about.

jenjen53 7

Thursday 12 January 2017 22:13

If he decides that it's ok to room with you, maybe you could ask him not to try to convert you. If he agrees, then why not?

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Thursday 12 January 2017 22:14

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hunt3009 16

Thursday 12 January 2017 22:28

So what? Unless he tries to push his religion on you, then I don't see much of a problem with that.

Mongo999 9

Thursday 12 January 2017 22:55

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luisedgarzon 0

Thursday 12 January 2017 23:23

Maybe he just wanted you to get on your knees. That might be even worse than a religious fanatic.

jimmyironic 9

Saturday 14 January 2017 11:15

homophobes like you are even worse.

Alup132 22

Thursday 12 January 2017 23:54

Most people aren't like that.

UltimateBob 11

Friday 13 January 2017 0:05

If anything that's a good sign, he's less likely to steal if he's extremely religious (I'd assume)

sweetpotato301 7

Friday 13 January 2017 11:54

<p>Actually, extremely religious people are capable of doing very immoral things, just like anyone else. In fact, they sometimes do awful things in the name of that religion. </p>