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Today, I graduated from college with two undergrad degrees in biochem and wildlife biology, with high distinction. My mom told me she had found me a job at a petting zoo. I thought she was joking. She then said sternly "I want grandkids. At least you will meet girls there." FML
You will meet girls! All the cool 6 year olds go to the petting zoo :)
So you are supposed to hook up with single moms so that she can have instant-grandchildren...
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016